Work Bullshit Bingo | Funny Printable Midlife Bingo Game
THE WORK BULLSHIT BINGO
Because apparently getting through the working week wasn't enough of a game already.
£3.99 | Instant Digital Download | A4 Printable
Short Description
Work. Emails. Meetings that should have been emails. Pretending to understand what everyone's talking about.
The Work Bullshit Bingo is a printable bingo game for anyone who has ever opened Teams, stared blankly at their screen and wondered how it got to this.
Tick off the workplace bullshit as it happens. Get five in a row. Feel absolutely no more productive, but considerably more smug.
Full Product Description
WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING?
We've all been there.
You've checked your emails 47 times. You've said “no worries” while experiencing, quite frankly, several worries. You've attended a meeting that could have been an email and somehow volunteered for something you'll resent for the next six months.
So why not turn the whole thing into a game?
The Work Bullshit Bingo is 5 printable A4 bingo cards packed with painfully relatable workplace moments, awkward meetings, questionable productivity and the quiet internal screaming that gets us through the working week.
WHAT'S ON THE CARD?
Expect things like:
“Let's circle back” — and nobody ever circles back.
Reply-all regret.
A meeting that absolutely could have been an email.
Checking your emails for approximately the 47th time.
Pretending to be busy so nobody gives you more work.
Saying “no worries” when you are, in fact, extremely worried.
Thinking about quitting.
Making a brew instead of dealing with the problem.
Replying to emails with aggressive politeness.
Counting down the minutes until 5pm.
Having a meeting that could have been an email.
Changing bullet points purely to look productive.
Saying “Great idea!” when it absolutely wasn't.
And, of course, the all-important FREE SPACE — MENTAL BREAK.
Basically, it's your working life.
Just with boxes.
HOW IT WORKS
Print it out, stick it on your desk, keep it nearby during your working day and tick off the bullshit as it happens.
Five in a row — across, down or diagonally — gets you absolutely nothing.
Except the smug satisfaction of knowing that you're not the only one wondering what the hell is going on.
You can play it on your own, with colleagues, on a work-from-home day, or secretly during a meeting while maintaining the appropriate professional facial expression.
WHAT YOU GET
5 x A4 printable Work Bullshit Bingo card
Digital PDF
A4 format
Print at home
Instant digital download
No physical product will be posted
For personal use only
Print one for yourself.
Print another for your work bestie.
Or don't. I'm not your manager.
PERFECT FOR
🎁 Funny coworker gifts💻 Work-from-home days☕ Office desk entertainment😂 Secret office humour🎉 Leaving presents🎂 Funny birthday gifts for colleagues🎄 Christmas stocking fillers🖨️ Printable gifts and games🙃 Anyone who has ever said “I'll just send a quick email”
A LITTLE DISCLAIMER
This is a bingo card.
It is not a career plan.
It will not improve your productivity.
It may, however, make Monday marginally more tolerable.
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