Welcome to The Sofa After Dark
The things we think but don't say.
This is the bit of the Sofa where the conversations get a little more honest, the thoughts get a little less polished, and occasionally someone says something that makes you think,
"Well. I definitely wasn't expecting to relate to that."
Why would I pay for this?
Because the internet already has enough perfectly curated people telling you how to optimise your morning routine.
This isn't that.
The Sofa After Dark is for the bits of life that don't fit neatly into an Instagram caption.
The complicated feelings.
The ridiculous thoughts.
The things you laugh about because the alternative is screaming.
The stuff you thought you were the only person thinking.
Subscribe if you want more of that.
Choose your pricing plan
Take a Seat After Dark - Monthly
4.99£Every monthThe stuff we think but don't always say out loud. Welcome to the slightly darker corner of The Self Depreciating Sofa, a private space for uncomfortable truths awkward thoughts ridiculous observations- 🔥 Exclusive After Dark blog posts
- 🔥 Access to posts that aren't available to non-subscribers
- 🔥 Honest, unfiltered stories, life we usually gloss over
- 🔥 New subscriber-only content added regularly
- 🔥 The occasional bonus or download
- 🔥 Or a bit of completely unnecessary nonsense
Join The Sofa After Dark — Annual
49£Every yearThe things we think but don’t say, shared in a raw, honest space. Because apparently you've decided to commit to this. Get a full year of The Sofa After Dark- 🔥 All exclusive After Dark blog posts
- 🔥 Access to the complete After Dark archive
- 🔥 New subscriber-only content added regularly
- 🔥 Honest, unfiltered stories you won't find on public blog
- 🔥 Subscriber-only extras and downloads when available
- 🔥 Early access to selected new content and products
- 🔥 A full year of access without remembering monthly renewal
The Sofa After Dark — Monthly
£4.99 a month
The stuff we think but don't always say out loud.
Welcome to the slightly darker corner of The Self Depreciating Sofa — a private space for the uncomfortable truths, awkward thoughts, ridiculous observations and bits of life that don't always make it onto the main sofa.
Your monthly subscription includes:
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🔥 Exclusive After Dark blog posts
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🔥 Access to posts that aren't available to non-subscribers
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🔥 Honest, unfiltered stories about the bits of life we usually gloss over
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🔥 New subscriber-only content added regularly
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🔥 Access to the After Dark archive for as long as your subscription is active
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🔥 The occasional bonus, download or bit of completely unnecessary nonsense
Basically: more honesty, more oversharing, more things you probably shouldn't relate to quite so much.
Come in. The door's shut. We can talk about it now.
The Sofa After Dark — Annual
£49 a year
Because apparently you've decided to commit to this.
Get a full year of The Sofa After Dark — the private corner of The Self Depreciating Sofa where the uncomfortable thoughts, awkward truths and things we probably shouldn't admit out loud get a bit more room to breathe.
Your annual subscription includes:
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🔥 All exclusive After Dark blog posts
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🔥 Access to the complete After Dark archive
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🔥 New subscriber-only content added regularly
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🔥 Honest, unfiltered stories you won't find on the public blog
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🔥 Subscriber-only extras and downloads when available
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🔥 Early access to selected new content and products
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🔥 A full year of access without having to remember to renew every month
£49 for the year — saving you £10.88 compared with paying £4.99 every month.
That's approximately the price of four coffees.
Or one ill-advised Amazon purchase you'll forget about by Tuesday.
Your choice.
Become a Free Member
Not ready to pay? No problem. You can still have a seat.
As a free member, you'll get:
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🛋️ Access to all our free blog posts
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📬 New post notifications so you don't miss anything
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🎁 Occasional free printables, downloads and Sofa surprises
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🆕 First look at new products, bingo cards and other nonsense
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💬 Occasional emails with new stories, news and things worth sharing
It's completely free. No subscription. No commitment. Just more Self Depreciating Sofa in your inbox.
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The Sofa After Dark — Subscription Policy
What happens when I subscribe?
You'll get immediate access to the subscriber-only areas and content included in your chosen plan.
Your subscription will then renew automatically at the price shown when you sign up, unless you cancel before your next renewal date.
Monthly subscription
The Sofa After Dark Monthly costs £4.99 and renews every month until cancelled.
Annual subscription
The Sofa After Dark Annual costs £49 and renews every year until cancelled.
Can I cancel?
Yes. You can cancel your subscription at any time through your account.
Cancelling stops future renewals. You'll normally continue to have access to the content included in your subscription until the end of the period you've already paid for.
What happens if I cancel?
You don't lose anything you've already paid for immediately. Your access continues until the end of your current paid subscription period, after which your subscriber access will end.
What content do I get?
Your subscription gives you access to the After Dark content and benefits advertised as part of your chosen plan at the time you subscribe.
New content, downloads and extras may be added from time to time. They're bonuses rather than a promise that a specific number of posts or downloads will be published every month.
Can I share my subscription?
No. Your subscription is for your own personal use. Please don't share your login details or subscriber-only content with other people.
You are, however, absolutely encouraged to tell your friends that they've found the internet's least qualified form of emotional support.
Can I get a refund?
Refunds are handled in accordance with the applicable consumer rights and cancellation rules and the payment terms shown when you subscribe.
If you have a problem with your subscription or think you've been charged incorrectly, please get in touch and I'll do my best to sort it out.
One final thing
The Sofa After Dark is a place for honest writing, uncomfortable truths and occasionally questionable life choices.
It isn't therapy, professional advice or a substitute for either.
It's just one person writing honestly about life and hoping somebody else reads it and thinks:
"Oh thank God. It's not just me."