THE MONDAY MORNING BULLSHIT BINGO

Coffee first. Everything else is negotiable.

£3.99 | Instant Digital Download | A4 Printable

Short Description

Hit snooze.

Regret your life choices.

Open your laptop.

Stare at it.

Wonder if it's too late to call in sick.

The Monday Morning Bullshit Bingo is a printable bingo game for surviving the first few hours of the working week with whatever dignity you've managed to scrape together.

Full Product Description

MONDAY HAS ARRIVED. UNFORTUNATELY.

You were doing perfectly well on Friday.

Then Sunday happened.

Now it's Monday morning, your alarm is offensive, everyone appears suspiciously cheerful and your inbox has somehow acquired 87 new problems.

Don't worry.

You've got bingo.

The Monday Morning Bullshit Bingo is packed with the everyday nonsense of getting yourself into work mode when your brain has very firmly voted against it.

EXPECT THINGS LIKE:

• Hitting snooze so many times you enter another dimension.

• Immediately regretting every decision you made last week.

• Wondering why everyone is so cheerful.

• Checking emails and instantly becoming overwhelmed.

• Drinking coffee. Lots. All of it.

• Saying “I'll just quickly catch up on...” and disappearing for three hours.

• Opening your laptop and staring at the screen.

• Considering calling in sick.

• Wondering where your motivation went.

• Forgetting how to do your own job.

• Digging out snacks from places you didn't know existed.

• Trying to be productive and getting distracted by literally anything.

• Questioning your career choices. Again.

• Replying to emails with aggressive politeness.

• Thinking about the weekend.

• Needing a holiday from the holiday you need from everything.

And, naturally:

FREE SPACE — MENTAL CHECK OUT.

HOW IT WORKS

Print the card.

Start your Monday.

Tick off the bullshit as it happens.

Five in a row — across, down or diagonally — wins you absolutely nothing.

Except the knowledge that you have somehow survived another Monday.

Coffee is optional.

Actually, no it isn't.

WHAT YOU GET

5 x A4 printable Monday Morning Bullshit Bingo PDF

• A4 format

• Printable at home

• Instant digital download

• No physical product will be posted

• For personal use only

PERFECT FOR

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